Dear Leftover Halloween Candy,
I have been giving some thought to our relationship, and I think that it may be time for us to break up. It's not you--you're always so sweet; it's me. I just think that it's time for me to move on. I tried to tell you this earlier, but you kept showing up everywhere, and I didn't want to be mean. Really, though, you gotta go. We're through.
Until next year at least,
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