Monday, January 16, 2012

Letter No. 2

Dear Detox Diet,

No one wants to drink a green smoothie on a snow day. Snow days are made for hot foods and spicy drinks. We are sorry to be so blunt, but there is half a blender of kale/pear/spinach/apple/ginger juice in the fridge right next to last night's leftover homemade pizza. Raw kale vs. caramelized onions and fresh mozzarella? Puh-lease. Maybe you can try again in the summer, when snow days are as rare as size-4 jeans in the redhead's closet.

Your friends,

Pizza and Hot Spiced Wine

P.S. Don't feel too badly. She lasted half a day.

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